Several years, and, I still haven't been Whammed (I guess I hate shopping and pop radio)
Surviving Whamageddon: The Christmas Game That Keeps You on Edge
The holiday season is synonymous with festive cheer, cozy vibes, and the incessant playing of beloved Christmas tunes. But for a growing number of people, it’s also the time to embark on a hilariously frustrating mission: surviving Whamageddon.
What Is Whamageddon?
Whamageddon is a lighthearted social game where participants strive to avoid hearing "Last Christmas" by Wham! during the Christmas season. It starts on December 1st and runs until midnight on December 24th. The moment you hear the iconic song (the original version, remixes don’t count), you’re “out” and must declare your defeat.
The rules are simple but cruel:
- You must go as long as possible without hearing Wham!'s "Last Christmas."
- You're out the moment you recognize the song.
- Share your failure on social media using the hashtag #Whamageddon.
The Origin of Whamageddon
The game traces its origins back to internet culture, where the whims of memes and traditions converge. It began as a fun challenge among friends, poking fun at how omnipresent "Last Christmas" is during the holidays. Over the years, it snowballed into an international phenomenon, with social media fueling its popularity.
Why Do People Love It?
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The Thrill of the Challenge
Whamageddon turns the mundane experience of hearing Christmas music into a suspenseful adventure. You find yourself hyper-aware of every store you enter, every ad you hear, and every playlist you stumble upon. -
Shared Suffering
Being "whammed" is a shared experience. The flood of posts from others who’ve lost adds camaraderie to the game, even in defeat. -
Nostalgia and Humor
Let's face it: the game is absurd, and that’s the point. It’s a playful reminder not to take the holidays too seriously.
Strategies for Survival
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Avoid Public Spaces
Shopping malls, supermarkets, and even coffee shops are notorious for blasting holiday tunes. If you must venture out, bring headphones and a carefully curated playlist. -
Stay Off Holiday Radio
Switching to holiday-themed stations is practically inviting George Michael into your day. Resist the urge. -
Beware of Sneaky Sabotage
Friends and coworkers love to accidentally play the song to knock you out. Stay vigilant and surround yourself with trustworthy allies. -
Limit Social Media Browsing
TikToks and Instagram Reels featuring "Last Christmas" could catch you off guard. Scroll carefully.
For Those Who Lose
Getting “whammed” isn’t the end of the world; it’s part of the fun. Many participants share their stories of defeat with flair. Whether it’s hearing the song during a work meeting or being ambushed at a holiday party, the tales are half the entertainment.
The Joy of Whamageddon
Ultimately, Whamageddon is about injecting a bit of fun and suspense into the festive season. It reminds us to embrace the quirks of modern traditions and connect with others through laughter. Whether you survive the season unscathed or fall victim to Wham!’s dulcet tones, the spirit of the game is what counts.
So, buckle up, keep your ears sharp, and remember: it’s not the holiday season without a little friendly chaos. Good luck and happy Whamageddon!